Man 1: This looks like a nice restaurant.
Man 2: Yeah, let's eat here.
Waiter: Hello, I'm <insert name here> and I will be your server for tonight. Here are your seats.
The waiter shows them to their seats and hands them each a menu.
Man 1: I'll have the Caesar Salad
Man 2: I'll have the Salmon Special
Man 3: I'll have the LOBSTER TAIL
Waiter: Ah. The lobster tail. Excellent choice (the waiter winks to the audience)
The people make random small talk until the waiter comes back.
Waiter: Here's your Caesar Salad and your Salmon Special. And for YOU.
The waiter takes a seat next to man 3 and pulls out a book.
Waiter: Eh em! There once was a little lobster!
As many chairs as there are people.
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