Titanic
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THE TITANIC

Characters: Director, First Mate, Captain, Camera Man


Director: Oh, (Pacing) Where is she? She is a half an hour late. (Begins tapping foot)

First Mate: Oh I am So Sorry!! They were having a fifty percent off sale at the Dollar Store!

Director: Being late for your first audition is not a good decision. But no one else is here to audition so you get a break this time.

First Mate: Oh thank goodness. (Puts down her things) Okay I’m ready!

Director: Alright, we’ll start with the ship sinking scene. Ready everyone?

Chorus of yeses

Director: Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, three times fast.

Director: Cut. Cut. No, no. What is this?,

First Mate: The script says to say Captain three times Fast.

Director: Yes and that means Captain Captain Captain. Not Captain three times Fast. Okay? And then we’ve made a few changes. After the captain says Yes what is it, you will say we are sinking okay? (pause) Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're stinking!

Director: Cut, no, no. Not "we're stinking" it's "we're sinking!" Then the captain will ask you how fast we're going and you will answer, "Forty Nautical miles."

First Mate: Oh, Okay, I understand.

Director: Action!

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Forty Naked Models!

Director: Cut, Cut. No. It's "Forty NAUTICAL MILES" Got it? (She Nods) Okay. After that he will ask you what we hit and you will say, "An Iceberg."

First Mate: Oh, yeah. Okay.

Director: Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Forty nautical miles.

Captain: What did we hit?

First Mate: We hit an ice cube!

Director: Cut, cut. You're supposed to say, "an iceberg." And then he will ask you what direction we're going, and you're going to say, "North by Northeast."

First Mate: Okay, got it.

Director: Action!

First Mate: (While rushing in) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Forty nautical miles.

Captain: What did we hit?

First Mate: An iceberg!

Captain: What direction are we going?

First Mate: We’re Going Down Man!


Equipment

A few bags for the First Mate

Preparation

Reherse Lines

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