If I Were Not A Cub Scout
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Scout dressed as firefighter: if I were not a cub scout,
If I were not a cub scout,
A fireman I would be
"HEY LADY, DROP YOUR BABY, OOH OOH splat
"HEY LADY, DROP YOUR BABY, OOH OOH splat
Repeat until all have gone
scout in bear costume:if I were not a cub scout if I were not a cub scout
a bear I would be
I like honey etc
normal scout: a scout master
you do this you do that while I go take a nap.
Plumber: a plumber
plunge,flush, LOOK OUT BELOW
ETC
etc.

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fireman/plumber outfit

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Skit Contributor Zman

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