Action
Pilot: Welcome aboard flight 24, We will be taking off soon.
Co-Pilot to Pilot: I will run through the pre-flight check list
Pilot: Ok
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10 second pause (nobody talks but everyone pretends to look out windows of plane )
(Everyone start to bounce up and down – pretending the flight is bumpy)
Passenger 1: – Looks out window – Wow look at how small everything is down there!
Passenger 2: I don’t feel so good!
Passenger 3: Where is the Stewardess? I’m starving!
Passenger 4: This flight is way too bumpy! I don’t feel good!
(All passengers pretend to be sick and pull out air sickness bags) – Now pretend to barf!
Passenger 5: When is this flight going to end???
Passenger 6: Let me out! This flight is horrible!
Passenger 7: I’m never going to use this airline again!
Passenger 8: Did the pilot get his license from a Cracker Jack box???
Passenger 9: I need water!
Passenger 10: I need another air sickness bag!
Pilot: Ok, We have been cleared to take off please buckle your seat belts and enjoy the flight!
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The joke is everyone went through all this turmoil yet the plane hadn’t even left the ground yet.
By: Michael Werdin (Webelos II Pack 24 - New Freedom PA)
Equipment
Chairs - Two columns of chairs to simulate a passenger jet. Front two chairs are Pilot and Co-Pilot
Preparation
Webelos Den Leader - This skit is about flight. (this can be used for pack meeting or Blue and Gold with flight theme.
You can make cardboard sides along the seats to look like a plane. Pilot and Co-pilot should have some cut out or round object to simulate steering wheel.
Skit Contributor Michael Werdin
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