THE UGLY PUMPKIN SKIT
All the boys are sitting around with their arms wrapped around their knees (acting like a PUMPKIN)
In front of a sign that says "PUMPKIN PATCH"
Pumpkin 1: Man I HATE Halloween!
Pumpkin 2: Ya, me too.
Pumpkin 3: Why - what's the matter with halloween?
Pumpkin 4: You guys break the news to the new guy....
Pumpkin 5: First, they cut off your vine!
(PUMPKIN 2 looks worried)
Pumpkin 6: ya, then they cut your head open!
(PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS HEAD)
Pumpkin 7: and pull out your guts!
(PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS TUMMY)
Pumpkin 8: then they cut you up with a saw!
Pumpkin 9: or a knife!
Pumpkin 10: or a drill!
Pumpkin 11: THEN they put a candle in you to light you up!
Pumpkin 12: and leave you on the porch to rot for months!!
Pumpkin 3 (looking scared to death): NO WAY! How do we get out of it?
Pumpkin 4: QUIET EVERYONE - I know a way - just be as UGLY as possible, then they won't pick you!
ALL Pumpkins: OK - ya, let's do that!
(Two people enter the stage)
The pumpkins all say :shhhhh - here come some people everyone - BE UGLY!
(The two people walk around the pumpkin patch shopping for a pumpkin)
Shopper 1: man, all of these pumpkins are TOO ugly for halloween!
Shopper 2: Ya, These pumpkins are REALLY ugly!
Shopper 1: Even too ugly for a jack-o-lantern!
Shopper 2: Ya, let's go look somewhere else!
(all the pumpkins are giving each other the thumbs up and a WHEW!)
Then Shopper 1 turns around and says:
WAIT! They will be perfect for PUMPKIN PIE!
All the pumpkins scream in pain! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pumpkin Patch Sign
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