(Three scouts are standing around, two are right next to each other and one is off to the right. A man comes out and shoots all of them dead and then runs away. Two men come out after a few seconds.)
Man 1: Ok, write this down, the first man died in a ditch, (Man 2 gets down next to the body and starts writing), That's D-I-T-C-H.
Man 1: (Walks over to the second dead body) Let it be knwon that the second man, died in a ditch. D-I-T-C-H.
(They walk over to the last dead body, which is further away from the others) "OK, now the third man died on the boulavard. That's B-O-U, no B-O-L, umm...
(The 2 men pick up the body and drag it next to the others)
"The third man died in a ditch, that's D-I-T-C-H.
Notepad, pencil, 6 scouts
Make sure the third dead man isn't near the other two. Rehearse it at least twice.
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