Two scouts pretend to drive a truck into the parking lot. One gets out and says, "I'll be right back." Then he walks up to the door and pushes. The door doesn't move at first, so the scout pushes harder. The door swings back really fast, so the scout who pushed the door open stumbles past and gets hit in the back of the head by the door handle. The first scout gets up and goes to the desk. "I need wood," the first scout says.
"Well, what kind of wood?" the guy behind the counter asks.
"I dunno," the first scout replies. "Let me go check." The first scout walks back out the door and the same thing happens that happened before. Then the first scout goes back out to the scout in the truck and the scout in the truck whispers something in to the first scout's ear. The first scout goes back through the door, and the door hits him in the back of the head (again).
"I want maple and aspen," the first scout says to the guy behind the counter.
"Well, how do you want it?" the guy behind the counter asks. "2X2, 2X4, 4X6..."
"Hold on, let me go check." the first scout goes back out to the car (make sure that every time the scout goes back through the door that the door hits him on the back of the head) and the scout in the car whispers something in his ear. The first scout comes back to the door and this time ducks when the door swings at him, the scout ducks and the door kicks him in. The scout walks back up to the counter and says to the guy,"Man, you really gotta fix that door."
"Alright. Did you find out how you needed your wood?"
"I need 2X4s," the first scout says.
"How long do you need 'em?" the guy behind the counter asks.
"Well, forever!" the scout shouts. "I'm buildin'
Have one scout stand behind the table and another scout stand up spread eagle to act as the door to the hardware store. Note: If you have other scouts be props in the hardware store, have them do their action every time the scout comes through on his way to the desk.
Skit ContributorLoeka Cox
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