Oranges
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SETTING: A small market. It is the Salesperson 's first day at work.
(The Salesperson is standing, while Customer number 1 enters.)
Customer number 1:
Hello, what's on sale today?
Salesperson:
I don't know.
(Customer number 1 angrily walks out. Boss enters looking upset.)
Boss:
(To Salesperson.)
Oranges are on sale today, and always remember to say "thank you, and have a nice day" okay?
Salesperson:
Okey dokey.
(Boss leaves. Customer number 2 enters.)
Customer number 2:
Hi. What's on sale today?
Salesperson:
Oranges.
Customer number 2:
How much do they cost?
Salesperson:
I don't know.
(Customer number 2 leaves.)
Salesperson:
Thanks and have a nice day.
(Boss enters.)
Salesperson:
The oranges are 2 cents each, ok?
(Salesperson nods. Boss exits. Customer number 3 enters.)
Customer number 3:
Good day Miss. What is on sale today?
Salesperson:
Oranges.
Customer number 3:
How much do they cost?
Salesperson:
2 cents each.
Customer number 3:
Are they fresh?
Salesperson:
I don't know.
(Customer number 3 leaves.)
Salesperson:
Thanks, have a nice day!
(Boss enters, angry.)
Boss:
The oranges are very, very, fresh.
Salesperson:
Got it!
(Boss exits. Customer number 4 enters.)
Customer number 4:
Hi, what's on sale?
Salesperson:
Oranges.
Customer number 4:
How much do they cost?
Salesperson:
2 cents each.
Customer number 4:
Are they fresh?
Salesperson:
Very, very fresh.
(Customer number 4 goes to get oranges. Police Officer enters.)
Police Officer:
(To Salesperson.)
There was a robbery last night. You look kind of suspicious, what's your name?
Salesperson:
Oranges.
Salesperson:
2 cents each.
Police Officer:
Are you getting fresh with me?
Salesperson:
Very, very fresh.
Police Officer:
C'mon. I'm taking you to the station.
(Police Officer starts to drag Salesperson out of the store.)
Salesperson:
(While being dragged out of the store.)
Thank you and have a nice day!

Equipment

table and basket

Preparation

get table set up, and put basket on the table

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