Pink House
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Narrator: Once upon a time there was a pink house. It had pink windows, pink lawn, pink doors, pink roofs,(continue to name all items in house after the word pink). A man's car breaks down about a block away so the guy goes to the house to see if the owner has any gas. So he walks up the pink sidewalk to the pink steps to the pink porch to the pink door. He ring the pink doorbell and a little old lady comes out. She has pink hair, pink eyes, pink glasses, pink clothes, pink nails, and pink makeup. He asks for gas, but she has none. So he asks to stay the night, and she says yes. So he goes up the pink stairway to a pink hallway to a pink door. He goes in to a pink bedroom and gets under the pink sheets on the pink bed and puts his head on the pink pillow and falls asleep. I nthe morning he goes down to the pink kitchen and sits at the table with a pink bowl in front of him. The little old lady says "We have to types of cereal, Raisin Bran and Cornflakes. Which one do you want?" He gets the Raisin Bran. She pours the Raisin Bran and some pink milk and he eats. He thanks the lady for her help and walks to the nearest gas station.
The next day another guy's car breaks down. So this guy goes to the house to see if the owner has any gas. So he walks up the pink sidewalk to the pink steps to the pink porch to the pink door. He ring the pink doorbell and a little old lady comes out. She has pink hair, pink eyes, pink glasses, pink clothes, pink nails, and pink makeup. He asks for gas, but she has none. So he asks to stay the night, and she says yes. So he goes up the pink stairway to a pink hallway to a pink door. He goes in to a pink bedroom and gets under the pink sheets on the pink bed and puts his head on the pink pillow and falls asleep. I nthe morning he goes down to the pink kitchen and sits at the table with a pink bowl in front of him. The little old lady says "We have to types of cereal, Raisin Bran and Cornflakes. Which one do you want?" He gets the Cornflakes. She pours the Raisin Bran and some pink milk and he eats. He thanks the lady for her help and walks to the nearest gas station.
The next week a third guy's car breaks down. So this guy, just like the last two, goes to the house to see if the owner has any gas. So he walks up the pink sidewalk to the pink steps to the pink porch to the pink door. He rings the pink doorbell and a little old lady comes out. She has pink hair, pink eyes, pink glasses, pink clothes, pink nails, and pink makeup. He asks for gas, but she has none. So he asks to stay the night, and she says yes. So he goes up the pink stairway to a pink hallway to a pink door. He goes in to a pink bedroom and gets under the pink sheets on the pink bed and puts his head on the pink pillow and falls asleep. I nthe morning he goes down to the pink kitchen and sits at the table with a pink bowl in front of him. The little old lady says "We have to types of cereal, Raisin Bran and Cornflakes. Which one do you want?" He gets the Raisin Bran. She pours the Raisin Bran and some pink milk and he eats. He thanks the lady for her help and walks to the nearest gas station.
This proves that two out of three people prefer Raisin Bran over Cornflakes. >B] 8-D @=P

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1 or 5 scouts, depending on whether you want to act it out or not

Preparation

Just remember the lines

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