The proud owner with his dog walks up to the skeptic.
Owner: "I have the worlds smartest dog."
Skeptic: "I don't believe it."
Owner: "No really. Ask him anything."
Skeptic: "Hmmm, he doesn't look very smart. OK dog, whats the stuff on the side of that tree?"
Skeptic: "Well, what do you call the top of a house?"
Skeptic: "Alright then what letter of the alphabet comes after the leter Q?"
Skeptic becoming more adjitated "Doh! You got lucky with that one, but how would you describe sand paper?"
Skeptic: "OK. OK. You think your so smart. I bet you can't name one rank of Cub Scouts!"
Skeptic now smiling "Wow! You ARE the worlds smartest dog!"
3 people: 1 to be the worlds smartest dog, 1 to be the proud owner and 1 to be a skeptic
Skit ContributorJeff Rice
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