Worlds Smarted Dog



The proud owner with his dog walks up to the skeptic.
Owner: "I have the worlds smartest dog."
Skeptic: "I don't believe it."
Owner: "No really. Ask him anything."
Skeptic: "Hmmm, he doesn't look very smart. OK dog, whats the stuff on the side of that tree?"
Dog: "Bark!"
Skeptic: "Well, what do you call the top of a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Skeptic: "Alright then what letter of the alphabet comes after the leter Q?"
Dog: "Arrr!"
Skeptic becoming more adjitated "Doh! You got lucky with that one, but how would you describe sand paper?"
Dog: "Ruff!"
Skeptic: "OK. OK. You think your so smart. I bet you can't name one rank of Cub Scouts!"
Dog: "Wolf!"
Skeptic now smiling "Wow! You ARE the worlds smartest dog!"


3 people: 1 to be the worlds smartest dog, 1 to be the proud owner and 1 to be a skeptic



Skit ContributorJeff Rice


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