A couple of pencils.
One guy needs to be in the audiance waiting to get picked.
A person walks on to stage and starts shouting i need someone to sell my pencils for me. Then the person in the crowd will start jumping up and down screaming pick me, pick me. So he gets picked then he comes on stage and the owneer of the pencils tell him he needs him to sell the pencils while he goes shoping. So he goes shopping (walks off stage). Then another guy comes on stage and the guy who is trying to sell the pencils leaps toward him and screams WANT TO BUY SOME PENCILS????? So the person he leaped at asks how much are they and the guy with the pencils say i dont know go ask your mom. The guy trying to buy the pencils runs away yelling that the other guy is a freak and an idiot. Then the owner comes back on stage and asks why he did not sell any pencils and the guy selling them responds he asked me how much they were. so the owner tells him 1 for a nickel, 2 for a dime. then the person selling the pencils says something funny like 2 for nickel 1 for dime and 3 three for your uncle. then the owner corrects him and after a couple of phrases like that the guy finally gets it. so he goes off to do some more shopping. another guy comes on screen and the person selling the pencils leaps at him and screams want to buy some pencils. then the person asks how much are they. the person selling them responds 1 for nickel, 2 for dime. then the person buying the pencils asks are they good quality. then the guy selling them hands him a pencil and (if the pencils a cheap) he breaks it in half. The guy selling them says do they look good quality to you. so the guy runs of stage screaming that he is crazy. thne the owner comes back on stage and asks why he didnt sell any pencils and he says he asked what quality they were. they are bad quality replies the owner, so the person selling says so they bad quality. no no no replies the owner they are bad quality but we are going to say they are great quality so people will buy them. ok ok says the guy seling them so the owner goes off and shops some more. Another guy comes on stage and the guy selling the pencils jumps at him and screams WANT TO BUY SOME PENCILS????? so the guy who just came on stage says sure asks how much the pencils are, He tell him that they are 1 for nickel 2 for dime. he also asks whether they are good quality and the other guys responds they are great quality. then the guy asks are they sharp. The guy seling the pencils hands they other guy a pencil and says so are they sharp and the guy if he wants to can stab the other guy GENTLY and says so are they sharp and walks off stage. The owner comes back on stage and asks why he hasn't sold any pencils yet. and the guy selling the pencils says he asked me if they were sharp. The owner takes a pencil and pokes the worker with one of the pencils the worker screams owwwww. so the worker says so the pencils are sharp and the owner says yes they are sharp. so the owner goes off and shops some more. one more guy comes on the stage and the worker leaps at him and this time he stabs the guy with the pencils and the guy falls over dead. so the worker starts walking around again and then the owner comes on stage and says your fired you haven't sold any pencils so go clean the kybo. so the worker goes off and does that then 2 police come and ask who killed the guy ont the ground and the owner says it wasnt me I sware. so the cops drag him off then, the worker comes back and says wheres the kybo boss and he sees the dead body and starts poking it and then the cops come back on and pick the body up and take it away.
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