On top of this mountain
(to the tune of on top of old smokey) on top of this mountain all covered with moss we lost our poor trail map now everyone's cross if only we'd splurged on that cool GPS it just might have saved us from this dreadful mess and here we are guessing which path we should take "That tree looks familiar, i remember that snake!" now i smell something awful, but it makes my heart soar the parking lot porta-john we're not lost anymore!
act like they are hiking at the beginning, then have someone say "where are we anyways?" then start singing the song.
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