My Reindeer (Tune- Pomp and Circumstance)
My reindeer flies sideways, she's better than yours. My reindeer can cha-cha; she can open up doors. My reindeer is purple; yours is a pea green. My reindeer's a Girl Scout; she can dig a latrine. My reindeer wears p-jays, yours sleeps in the nude, My reindeer has manners; your reindeer is crude. Your reindeer uses fire starters, my reindeer uses *just one match* Your reindeer gets chilly; mine wears a scarf and hat. My reindeer wears a poncho; your reindeer gets wet. My reindeer is healthy, yours goes to the vet. My reindeer flies sideways, your reindeer flies upside down. My reindeer is perfect. Your reindeer is *dead*
I ABSOLUTELY LUV THIS SONG!!!
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