Looking For Trouble
There are 3 scouts walking through the woods, Be-Quiet, Die, and Trouble. As they are walking, Trouble gets lost. So Be-Quiet and Die go to the Rangers Station. The Ranger says, "What are your names, boys?" Then the boys reply, "Be-Quiet sir, Die sir." The Ranger replies, "Now you 2 boys be polite, now what are your names?" The boys reply, "Be-Quiet sir, Die sir." The Ranger gets mad and yells at them, "WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES AND DON'T GET FUNNY WITH ME!" The boys reply, "Be-Quiet sir, Die sir." The Ranger is now furious, "ARE YOU TWO LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?" The boys reply, "As a matter of fact, we are looking for Trouble."
The Unknown Scout
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