King Know-it-all

 

King Know-it-all

Equipment

Crown. King's gown. Branch to act as a fan. Desk or something to hide legs of king.

Preparation

King sits on his royal throne. Fan person(s) to the right/left of K.

Action

? King ? Fan person(s) ? Assistant #1 ? Assistant #2 ? Assistant #3 ? Assistant #4 ? Assistant #5 ? Assistant #6 Asst. #1: K, tomorrow is your wedding anniversary. K: I know. Asst. #2: The royal ball is this weekend. K: I am aware, thank you. Asst. #3: The king of Rhubarb will be here in a week to discuss foreign policies. K: I understand. Asst. #4: The prisoners are to be thrown into the lake tomorrow afternoon. K: Naturally. Asst. #5: Your royal mud bath is in 2 hours. K: I realize that. Asst. #6: We plan to conquer Rhubarb in 4 weeks. K: I know. I know. I am Know-it-all! The way you address your K is detestable! I should have you all thrown into the lake! (K stands up to reveal wearing nothing but underwear and his gown)

Contributor

Ferdinand Tretter

Score


Score of 2.3 from 19 reviews.

How would you rate this item?

Click here to report possible copyright violations.


Comments (0)