Green Door Knobs
Five actors: Realtor-Older, he has almost all the lines Buyer 2 echoes "Mort"- a goofball The words don't have to be exact, as long as they have the sense
(Buyer pantomimes knocking on Realtors office) Realtor: Come in (Buyer Walks in) Buyer: I want a haunted house Realtor: A haunted house? Buyer: Yep, and it has to have Green door knobs, dust, and an echo. It must have an echo. Realtor (leading the Buyer back "outside" and shaking his hand):I have just the thing. Come back later and I can show it to you. (Buyer leaves. Realtor paces back and forth scratching his chin) Realtor: Hmmm, I can paint the door knobs, scatter dust around the house, but where am I going to get an echo? (Echo 1 walks by) Realtor: Hey, want to make $1? Echo 1: Sure Realtor: Go stand over there. (Echo 1 stands to the side. Echo 2 walks by.) Realtor: Hey, want to make some money? Echo 2: You bet Realtor: Go stand over there. (Echo 2 stands to the side. Mort walks by.) Realtor: Hey, want to make some money? Mort (acting goofy): Hay is for horses Realtor: Yeah, right. Want to make a quarter? Mort : A quarter of what? Realtor: How about a dime? Mort (enthusiastic): Yeah (Everyone leaves stage and Realtor and Buyer come back on.) Realtor (Pointing): As you can see it has dust and green door knobs. Buyer: But what about my echo? Realtor: Lets try it. Hello.... Echo1 (off stage): Hello... Echo2 :Hello... Mort: duh, Howdy Realtor : Lets try that again. Whats your name.... Echo1: Whats your name.... Echo2: Whats your name... Mort: duh, Mort Realtor (Trying to recover, clears his throat): Uhhh, What do you want... Echo1: What do you want... Echo2: What do you want... Mort: I want my dime!!! Mort, echoes and buyer chase realtor off stage.
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