3 boys and a lantern. Cheese, meat, and root beer (rum).
One day the boys were eating cheese, meat, and rum on a lonely river by the light of a lantern. A man walks up to them(presumably the cub master) and says "Whats up, guys?" The first scout answers: "Nothing but wine times and ham." The second scout answers: "Nothing but rum times and salami........." The third scout not knowing what to say says: "Nothing but bum times and balonga."
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