| Submarine |
| 4 scouts. |
| Practice. |
The 4 scouts sit down on the floor (or stage) with their sides facing audience. The first scout turns around and says, "Enemy sighted, lock on target."
The second scout passes that back and so does the third. The fourth scout looks around clueless, taps the third on the shoulder and says, "How you do that?"
The first scout sighs, gets up and pretends to lock on target, and goes back to the front of the line.
The first scout turns around and says, "Fire missile 1."
When it gets to the fourth scout, he repeats his line and so does the first scout. This continues for missiles 2, 3, and 4. Then the first scout stands on his knees, turns around to his men and says, "The enemy has just fired a missile at us. Since we're just going to die anyway, we might as well kill ourselves with this pistol."
He pretends to commit suicide with an imaginary pistol. The second scout pretends to pick up the pistol and commit suicide. The third scout does the same. The fourth scout pretends to pick up the pistol and try to figure out how it works. After a couple minutes of trying, he taps the dead third guy on the shoulder and says, "How you do that?" |
| Hunter Rutz
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| 11-Nov-2006 |
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