A shirt, a neckerchief, a dirty diaper, a box of laundry soap.
A salesman describing the merits of 'Soapy' brand soap.
Salesman brags about quality of soap. Starts to wash the shirt. 'Scrub, scrub, scrub, rinse, rinse, rinse.' He checks out the shirt. Looks clean, (admires it), feels clean, (feels it), smells clean', (smells it). Next, the necker. Again, 'scrub, scrub, scrub, rinse, rinse, rinse. Looks clean, feels clean, smells clean'. Last, the diaper. Again, 'scrub, scrub, scrub, rinse, rinse, rinse. Looks clean, feels clean, smell...' (drops dead.)
Polly Burk Baker
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