Two scouts wearing boots, one pair of tennis shoes,and a campfire.
The two scouts are sitting around the camp fire.
First scout: Turns quickly as if he heard something, then bends over to put on his tennis shoes. Second scout: What are you doing? First scout: I am putting on my tennis shoes. Second scout: I can see that, why are you putting on your tennis shoes? First scout: Theres a bear coming into camp. Second scout: How will tennis shoes help, you can't outrun a bear! First scout: I know I can't outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.
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