Bazooka Bubblegum

Lyrics

My momma gave me a penny She told me to buy a henny But I didn’t buy no henny (Chorus) Instead, I bought bubblegum. Bazooka-zooka bubblegum Bazooka-zooka bubblegum My momma gave me a nickel She told me to buy a pickle But I didn’t buy no pickle (Chorus) My momma gave me a dime She told me to buy a lime But I didn’t buy no lime (Chorus) My momma gave me a quarter She told me to buy some water But I didn’t buy no water (Chorus) My momma gave me a dollar She told me to buy a collar But I didn’t buy no collar (Chorus) My momma gave me a five She told me to stay alive But I didn’t stay alive Instead, I choked on bubblegum. Bazooka-zooka bubblegum Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

Mike Harmer

I created this website back in 1996, and have slowly added content to it over the years. Some resources have been contributed by viewers and other people who love the outdoors.

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