5 Scouts 2 Chairs
Practice a lot
Two Scouts are sitting on chairs, one pretending to be an airplane pilot, and the other is the co-pilot. Pilot: "The plane is a little too heavy - we can't land!" Co-Pilot: "I'll throw this apple out" (Throws an apple out an imaginary window) Pilot: "We're still too heavy to land!" Co-Pilot: "I'll chuck this Banana out" (Throws a banana out) Pilot: We're still too heavy, throw something else out!" Co-Pilot: Pretends to throw something out and says "Done." Pilot: "What did you throw out that time?" Co-Pilot: "A Grenade" Pilot: "I don't think you should have done that. Oh, well, atleast we can land now." Pilot and Co-Pilot land the plane and start walking away. They pass Scout 1, who is holding his head and an apple. Pilot: "What happened to you?" Scout 1: "I was walking along and this apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!" They pass Scout 2, who is holding his head and a banana. Pilot: "What happened to you?" Scout 2: "I was walking along and this banana fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!" They pass Scout 3, who is laughing. Pilot: "What happened to you?" Scout 3: "I farted and the outhouse actually BLEW UP!"
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