Ain't Gonna Rain No More
(Refrain - sing at beginning and after every verse) Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more Ain't gonna rain no more How the heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more? (Verses - can be sung in any order, sing until you get tired of the song, some not younger-scout appropriate) Peanut sitting on the railroad track Its heart was all a-flutter Around the bend came Number four Toot! Toot! Peanut butter How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? If he held a saw in his little paw A ton of wood he could Mary had a little lamb She fed it Castor Oil And everywhere that Mary went It fertilized the soil Rich girl drives a Cadillac Poor girl drives a Ford My girl drives a buckin’ mule And beats it with a board Chicken sitting on the railroad track His heart was all a-pallid Around the bend came the Number ten Toot! Toot! Chicken salad Oh for a home where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, For what can an antelope say? Oh, it isn't going to rain anymore, anymore It isn't going to rain anymore The grammar's good, but what a bore So we'll sing it like before Man lived by the sewer And by the sewer he died They couldn’t call it murder So they called it sewercide Peter was a rabbit A rabbit he is no more For what he thought was a rabbit hole Was a hole in the outhouse floor The chamber maid came to my bed “Get up you lazy sinner! We need the sheets for table cloths And it's almost time for dinner” Mary had a little lamb She fed it very well One day she fed it dynamite And blue it all to WOAH! A cow walked on the railroad track The train was coming fast. The train got off the railroad track To let the cow go past. Mary had a little lamb So goes the tale of yore. She loved that little lamb so very much She passed the plate for more. Oh, of all the fishes in the sea, My favorite is the bass, He climbs up in the seaweed trees, And slides down on his hands and knees. Mary had a little lamb The doctor was surprised But when Old McDonald had a farm He couldn't believe his eyes Oh! Mosquito he fly high, Mosquito he fly low, If old man 'Skeeta light on me, He ain't gonna fly no more. A pig and a hen went for a walk Just to stretch their legs, A motorcar came round the bend, Toot! Toot! Ham and eggs. Rich girl uses make-up Poor girl uses lard My girl uses axle grease And rubs it twice as hard
This isn't even close to all of them, just the most common ones, you can probably find more somewhere. Very popular at Camp Raven Knob in NC
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